About-Me

Here’s a little intro to me, if you’re bored enough to wanna know!

I am a happily married, upper 40-ish (gonna fudge on that just as long as I can!), woman with 3 wonderful children. I absolutely LOVE sex. It hasn’t always been this way.

For one thing I was raised by a strict Catholic mother and father. The only purpose of birth control is to allow a woman to act like a slut, so if you’re caught with the pill or a condom? Oh hell, you don’t wanna be you — ya might as well be cookin’ meth in the guest bath tub. There was a purpose for sex and that purpose was procreation. I’d thoroughly learned and accepted that  lesson by the time I’d seen my elder sister figuratively beaten down. I learned it well. I took it to heart.

Secondly, while I was growing up, I was about as popular as multiple facial zits on a prom night. I might be exaggerating, I don’t think that I was quite that popular. The following paragraphs are how I described myself previously in another blog. They are certainly accurate.

I wasn’t what you’d call an early bloomer. My pops ran a remodeling business on the side, and my hips were such that if I stood too close to his workbench he’d just throw me down and use me as a straight-edge. My boobs? WHAT boobs?

Then I had the same wild hair I have now, but mom wouldn’t pay to have it styled–oh hell no, just slap a little grease on it and call it ducky. Of course my frugal parents, tighter than a camel’s ass in a sandstorm, pretty much dressed me from Grandma’s used curtains.

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About the Site

Some “Housekeeping”:

I just barely “got it up,” this site that is (that was fun for a gal to say!) so there’s not a heck of a lot of content.

Fictitious names are used throughout this site. Even mine … let’s go with “Tami!” And let’s make my husband, “Joe.” It’s just easier that way.

I’ve had some issues with disclosure. It scares hell out of me. I’m normally intensely personal, and to disclose so many personal experiences has required pushing my limits.

So here’s the deal: These are stories. Some true, some not so true. I’m not saying which is which. That’s for you to decide.

The opinions section? Yeah, that holds actual opinions. Kinda hard to be fictional, or pretend to be fictional there.

 

~~ Sliding Pics on Home Page ~~

The rotating featured stories hesitate as you mouse over them…click on them to read a particular story. Most everything else is in the top menu items. My husband’s opinion blog ain’t a bad place to start if you’ve never been here before. There are a few other tabs along the bottom edge of the home page.

 

~~ Music ~~

There’s often a link to some music at the top of a blog entry when you open it.  Click the link and a tiny audio player with volume and play controls pops up, click that to start the music. I didn’t want to be obnoxious and load up any music if ya didn’t want it! Click the link again and the audio player will disappear. I tried to pick some calm stuff but then my husband got hold of things and it all went South.

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My Husband

He’s a handsome devil, yep, but he doesn’t fully realize just how freaking handsome. That’s a good thing. We’d not like our men getting big heads now, would we? :mrgreen:  Well unless it’s that big head was residing a bit lower down!

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